Hi...
<center>My name is Bart I like to fart and eat sweet tarts</center>
<center><img src='http://thescrumptiouspumpkin.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/img_31901.jpg' width='200' height='200'/><center/>
<center>I play with darts<center/> 
  <img src='http://franklinsports.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/3/5/3560_1_9.jpg' width='300' height='300'> 
<center>And drive golf carts<center/> 
  <img src='http://cdn.xl.thumbs.canstockphoto.de/canstock5132304.jpg'/>  
<center>while I <i><u>barf</u></i></center>
<img src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-yiXf-jK5ZfM/U-WNzhKJmhI/AAAAAAAALgw/8SdnlD-ZaQ8/s1600/barf.png'/>
<center>And I love to draw hearts </center>
<img src='http://cdn.homesthetics.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/2000px-GJL-fft-herz.svg_.png'width='400' height='400'/>
<h1><center>BECAUSE I AM BART THE HEART</center></h1>
<img src='http://www.activitybucket.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Jam-Tarts-with-Hearts-Med-300x225.jpg'/>
<h2><center>And I like to have hearts on my tarts!!!!</center></h2>
<h1>BECAUSE HEARTS ARE AS SWEET AS TARTS!!</h1>